Making Homestar Runner

[slycooper166]

So, for reasons I'm making a Homestar Runner NPC, and I'm thinking of making him a Baller (as in the class). Anyone have any suggestions for race or alternate class?

[Traskus]

I think alchiral works for him. Give him the no arms hindrance, maybe.

whitewizardsworkshop.proboards.com/thread/256/alchiral

Are you making him an exalt, too?

[slycooper166]

I wasn't thinking of making him an exalt, but if you have a suggestion I would love to hear it.

[Traskus]

I was more curious than trying to pitch something.

But thinking about it, Fool is up his alley.

whitewizardsworkshop.proboards.com/thread/58/alternate-paragon-fool

[slycooper166]

OK then, let's move on to the House of Strong.
Strong Mad is clearly a Blemmyae (head-torso person) due to his clear lack of neck and large mouth capacity (see his "house mouth" stunt for proof), but I'm not sure on class.
Strong Bad is probably a boxer, but for race I'm torn between human and Vizard (mask men).
And for The Cheat, I haven't a clue as to race or class, maybe a beastman of some sort?

[Traskus]

I say Strong Bad's an ork, so he can also be Los Tiburon.

The cheat kinda looks like a slug. So maybe a slug?
whitewizardsworkshop.proboards.com/thread/265/slugs-psychic-slug-people

And given he plays music I say a bard.

[slycooper166]

Ok, I've figured everyone's race and class and so forth, but now I have another problem regarding Strong Bad's characteristic spread. What the crap is he actually GOOD at (besides insulting people)?

[Traskus]

Hrm. He's good at typing? He can sing/play an instrument.

He's bad at keeping his cool to be sure.

So like, a power/finesse focused social build with physical being secondary?